Who Would Win? -11

[Char5]

Hello and Welcome to Who Would Win? -11. Last time on WWW -10 we had a competition for the last nine winners. If you want to know who won click the WWW -10 FINALS part4 RESULTS and FINALE post. Of course, I don't know why I'm telling you guys this. I'm sure you already read it, right? Because you guys always read the results, right? Just like you guys always read the intro here and never skip to who you have to vote for right?
ANYWAYS, from we not be going "exactly" back to normal. You see, this time we're going to branch more into the Pokemon universe and pick the trainers this time. I'm starting with a big. Two trainers who seem to be the same and yet different. Get ready to vote for...

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Pokemon Trainer Red

VS


Ash!

Thank you all for participating!!
Until next time...

[chaosruler10]

This is not even a contest. Red wins for numerous reasons.

[Foxfire]

Red. No one likes Ash.

[Mike]

red because they are both the same almost and hes better

[NinjaDeathStrike]

If anyone votes for Ash I will ban you. What a tool.

[M]

Ah, Red. Our silent protagonist since the release of Red and Green back in good ole ’96. He’s what known as a legend in the gaming world, and definitely someone we would never forget in a long time, almost being able to rival Mario and Sonic (R.I.P Sonic, lest we forget). Though the heroes have changed in the Pokemon game, we will all know Red as the guy in the red jacket and hat. Not to mention the fact that he’s what known as the final boss in Pokemon Gold and Silver.

In 1997, Ash was born. What some might say, a complete mirror of Red, we follow Ash on his journey through the Pokemon world, taking the world by storm. Sadly, this has also mistaken Red as Ash in the Pokemon game. Ash, will forever be remembered not really for his accomplishments, but for all the crazy antics he’s done that many would deemed, impossible for someone to do. Also, he’s the guy with the same god damn Pikachu that is still somehow not “level 100”, and can still be beaten by random starter Pokemon.

But let’s not get into that, we’re here to find out who is the better Pokemon Trainer between the two. On one hand, we have Red who has been able to:

-Become the ultimate Pokemon Trainer
-Became the Pokemon League Champion
-Has been a sort of lone wolf for most of his journey
-Completely wiped out the Team Rocket organization…..By himself!....When he was 10!
-The first official Pokemon Master, ever. (Suck on that, Ash)
-His rival has been made his bitch.

Now if we look at what Ash has done so far:

-Mediocre (at best) Pokemon Trainer
-Did nothing in the Pokemon League
-Can’t get rid of a single fucking squad from Team Rocket (Seriously, he’s been stalked by them for what, like 14 years now?)
-Can’t capture more than 10 Pokemon. Period.
-His rival made him his bitch. (Because he’s “Gary ‘Mother Fucking’ Oak” apparently)


Based on what I posted, the obvious choice is simple, right? No sane person would not pick Red. Red is infinitely the better Pokemon Trainer than Ash could ever dream of. But too bad, I’m picking Ash. Why you may ask? Let’s look back at what Ash actually DID accomplish, though still pointless.

-He stole a bike from a defenseless girl
-He destroyed, said bike, and not a single fuck was given that day
-He also stole a Charmander from a trainer (Not to mention countless other Pokemon)
-He cheated his way out of at least 4 of the 8 Kanto badges
-He somehow unpetrified himself by “absorbing” the tears from Pokemon
-He also received many of the other Pokemon he has be befriending them (And not actually catching them, which is what the whole concept of the Pokemon game is based on, because one day Ash just said, “Fuck the system”)
-Despite not actually earning some of the gym badges, he’s still managed to get over 30 Gym Badges, clearly beating every other trainer. (The max for us EVER is 16)
-He caught over 30 Tauros (Thrash ftw)
-His Pikachu defied every single logic we have by defeating, Geodude, Graveller and Onix with electric attacks
-Countless other things he’s done that I can’t remember at the moment
-And, he’s dressed up as a woman with no complaint

It takes strength to do things the right way, but it takes balls to do it the way Ash does it. Not to mention the fact that Ash has been traveling around the world for over 14 years and he’s still 10 years old. And his pupils changed colors. Ash is a wizard. Wizards can be scary. Don’t fuck with wizards and pick Ash or he will fuck your shit up. Also, I will set you on fire if you don't.

So my answer is Ash.

[Silver]

I have always wondered about Ash, he's almost 25 years old and he hasnt aged or have his balls drop. The hell is nintendo thinking since most people go through puberty around 13-18. But Ash is able to get 10 olds following him around in every place he goes so some may call him a pimp or a pedophile.

That's why im voting for Ash, the pedophile pimp

[Shark]

Alright so, the obvious choice is Red, so I'm voting Ash.
Here's why:
Getting banned for a stupid reason sounds like fun.
Ash won his hat by buying a fuck-ton of prize tickets. What did Red do? bought it at a store. Ash's original hat is far superior.
Ash actually changes his team once and a while.
Because his NFE Pokemon somehow can beat Fully Evolved pokemon.
Because Pikachu-Swellow golden armor.
Because he's got a large number of girls that are obviously into him at some level.
Because Derp.
And finally, the ultimate reason to vote for Ash:


ADD: His Snorlax can fly.

[darkfire006]

I love your arguments......but......ninja u promised.......RED!!!!!

[NinjaDeathStrike]

*sigh*

Are we really going to troll our way through this entire series too. Was magikarp not enough?

[chaosruler10]

They can't, they are outnumbered

[elementx]

yo dawg I'll vote for Ash, kuz he's my homey-g n he got me into this shit and i aint never gunna let him down

[Mike]

you take them on first chaos

[darkfire006]

so far its 5-4 red........

[NinjaDeathStrike]

This

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or this

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Even if Ash wins, everyone who voted for him still loses.